I know, it's hardly a fair fight. Steve Irwin, for sure.
2006-09-10 00:28:01 · 9 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, I'm guessing Steve would jump on Jesus and put a muzel on this mouth to stop him from causing any more damage, followed by jumping on the Zombie and doing the same thing. After that it would be a trip back to the Australia Zoo whereby they maybe placed in the same cage...after all....they both rose from the dead didn't they? So technically theyre the same species.
2006-09-10 00:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by wombatusium 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say Zombie Jesus, he supposedly could walk on water.
Zombie Steve Irwin obviously can't. Unless as the undead he was bestowed with mythical powers.
If that was the case I would go with Steve, he would confuse Jesus with his babbling. While Jesus was trying to figure out what the heck Steve was trying to say Steve would pounce on him, tape his mouth shut and then exclaim 'ain't he a beaut!'.
2006-09-10 07:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Guided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no match for zombie Jeasus. Because He
is permanantly positioned Himself at the top of the pyramid.
2006-09-10 07:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by nomad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus cant swim so thats why he walked on water and studied black magic to walk on water, so steve irwin for sure could drown him since hell be a bit rusty
2006-09-10 08:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by nathan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ask a question that there is no good answer to because it makes you pick between 2 invalid choices. Neither of these are zombies and you would be aware of that!
2006-09-10 10:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you eat paint chips?
2006-09-10 08:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by ramblin guy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
were you born this stupid or did it happen over time?
2006-09-10 07:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
stupid post.
2006-09-10 07:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by john john 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WtF? where u thinking
2006-09-10 07:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Muslimah4Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋