What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?
2006-09-10 00:27:50 · 22 answers · asked by Karatekid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A see-saw?
2006-09-10 00:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a teeter totter to me ;) thanks for the two points, now if i can make your smile in return here's a cute little joke:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer
that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."
The official t hought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to
the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said,
"Go ahead, Father." Next!
Practice can make perfect,
but it is passion that persuades..
2006-09-10 08:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love
2006-09-10 07:37:59 · answer #3 · answered by y2tbirds 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a see-saw...past and present tense "see" and "saw" clever riddle man, kudos to you.!;) - Dan.
2006-09-10 11:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by originalnuttah2005 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Sun or a See-Saw.
2006-09-10 07:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by nads 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure, but post the answer when you get it because that's really frustrating me now!
2006-09-10 07:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by blondewithbrains333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a see-saw
2006-09-10 07:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nicky O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a see-saw.
nice riddle
2006-09-10 07:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIME....first thing that rushed on my mind
2006-09-10 09:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone's got it see saw
2006-09-14 05:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋