Thats right kids, theres a new messiah on the block, and his name is Warrior Hamster.
I'm level 3! every one of lower rank please show me the proper respect by accepting me as the prophet of Inaccurate answers!!!
I will save your soul for the low low price of £24.99.
I'm cheaper than scientology and more fun than christianity.
So join me today and you'll recieve a complimentary WH T-Shirt and Biro.
2006-09-10 00:09:58 · 8 answers · asked by Warrior Hamster 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look I've heard a lot about this "Jesus" character, but is HE level 3?
I don't think so.
2006-09-10 00:20:52 · update #1
I'm at level 3, and with more points to back it up... so I deserve not only a golden statue but also miniature replicas of me on every street corner, plus, I hereby decree that snails are holy and thou shalt not on a snail step in vain. All yee who doth killeth a snail-like creature shall be hung from the nearest ficus and whipped 27 times with a ox-skin whip.
2006-09-10 00:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Yentl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All Hail the Great Warrior Hamster! We will create an effigy in your honour and adorn it with many gifts. There will be Days Of The Holy Hamster which will be celebrated worldwide... Hail to The Hamster!
2006-09-10 07:35:39 · answer #2 · answered by Taioma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I'll be bowing to you anytime soon. While it may seem I'm only one level above you, I've only got a few hundred points before Level 5.
2006-09-10 08:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay! Got my salvation for free, why should I get a false salvation for 25 dollars. No thanks, I am sticking with Jesus as my Messiah. He's a lot more nice and perfect than you could ever be. Sorry to disappoint you, but I am just being honest.
2006-09-10 07:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by OnFireForJesus! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! U rock Warrior Hamster! hahah
2006-09-10 07:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait a sec, Hammie. I'm level 5. Does that mean I can't join, 'cause my soul needs savin', too!
Cheers, chester.
2006-09-10 07:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Grendle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to the club.
Glad to see your newly attained Level 3 status hasn't gone to your head or anything.
p.s. I used to breed combat hamsters. For the military. It was all pretty hush-hush.
2006-09-10 07:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by The man with the dogs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm yea, whatever
Wheres my T shirt?
2006-09-10 07:13:00 · answer #8 · answered by confusius 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋