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I've got a microwave and some bicarb. Any suggestions?
Can custard powder be adulterated?

2006-09-09 03:43:11 · 13 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Food & Drink Ethnic Cuisine

13 answers

Got these lying around?

Sudafed, Iodine Tincture, Red Phosphorous (you can get this from match box strikers) Acetone, Methanol and Lye (drain cleaner)
You'll also need a very good quality heatproof bowl.
The method's a bit dangerous and leaves toxic waste so be careful.

Failing that it's September, go out in the garden and get picking.

Edit: Isn't custard an explosive?
Fbomonkey's right about nutmeg.

2006-09-09 04:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Reach into the back of your refrigerator and pull out the carton of moo goo gai pan that's been festering there for the last three weeks or so. Add a little of the green goop on top of the curdled cheese and brocolli from last Easter, a dollop of hollandaise sauce dating from the Clinton administration, and a couple of unidentified objects that are either shriveled grapes or very well aged chicken nuggets. Stir well and eat. . .

. . .with any luck it'll blow your mind, not to mention a significant portion of your lower GI tract.

2006-09-09 18:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 1

Mix 3 parts toothpaste with 1 part bicarb, dampen it with aftershave and add a dash of custard powder to taste, then stick it in a rizla and bomb it.

Have you been sick yet?

2006-09-09 10:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Amazingly nutmeg can be used as a drug. You will have to do some Internet research as to how best to use it. Otherwise crystal meth is made form over the counter drugs.

2006-09-09 10:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Don't bother with all that cooking stuff. Just swallow whatever you can find under the sink. That should alter your mind nicely.

2006-09-09 10:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Belinda B 3 · 1 0

Too dangerous.

Buy some Salvia, it's legal in alot of places and is pretty intense.

2006-09-09 10:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Phillip M 3 · 1 0

Just drink spring water. It can unleash some new insides.

2006-09-09 10:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 0 0

Go to this site and ask. Some good info there....

http://www.ic3.gov/

2006-09-09 12:18:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

What kind of question is this?

Don't you value your life, your body, and what you injest in it? ?

Find another hobby, and take care of yourself.

2006-09-09 10:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yea coffee

2006-09-09 10:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by ssgtusmc3013 6 · 0 0

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