My girlfriend is very happy girl and likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was merely jumping around the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the alive grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and unharmed.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the alive grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth,it was empty,then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that alive grasshoper is here now.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I feel very sorry for poor alive grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should I ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 2-3 minutes passed after it. She kissed me and told that she will do whatever I wish, so please explain and suggest something quickly please.
2006-09-03 21:57:54 · 28 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Take my advice, beware of your girlfriend.
2006-09-03 22:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by clance_911 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grass hopper will be dead by now. As soon as it hits her stomach it will die from the acids. Making her sick is pointless. And by the way if you were in a feild 3 mins ago how did u find a pc so quick?
2006-09-03 22:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by Willow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget it. Grasshopper is a goner. Next time, check out a French cuisine site so the grasshopper can be prepared in a more tasty and planned manner.
Good protein, by the way, with low fat....
2006-09-03 22:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty strange girl-friend you got there buddy. It will digest, so don't worry about it. She might feel sort-of sick, because of it being a germ infested bug, but she'll be fine. Trust me, my brother swallowed one that was alive to. My mom took him to the ER. She can be pretty dramatic sometimes. It's nice that you worry about her.
2006-09-06 14:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Searching4Love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry your so-called "happy" girlfriend felt compelled to eat a live creature. That doesn't sound to me like something happy people do. I suspect if you're having to eat insects, there's really not much happiness in your world, and that's a shame.
2006-09-03 22:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Michael, No need to.The stomach acid will take care of the jumpy critter.
Clowmy
2006-09-03 22:00:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your girlfriend truly swallowed a grasshopper, then it is dead do to gastric acids. Don't induce vomiting. Ask her to eat a whopper then she can sh&t the bug out totally.
2006-09-03 22:01:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let her eat some chocolate, then when it gets to the stomach, she will have an expensive delicacy, chocolate covered grasshopper. It will die in her stomach within hours.
2016-03-26 21:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story. Are you Russian? Your language pattern translated literally into English suggests this. It must be a slow day for you.
Keep writing stories, it'll get easier.
2006-09-03 22:06:28 · answer #9 · answered by viewAskew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!! But make her swallow another one so that the first guy has a buddy. Quickly!!
2006-09-03 22:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋