If I'm frying bacon in the nude.
2006-09-03 15:19:56 · 38 answers · asked by realquietcool 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
ouch! That would hurt! lmao!!
2006-09-03 15:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by {♥} 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My entire life, I've always said NEVER COOK BACON WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF. I know from experience. Now frying bacon completely nude, wow, your risk buddy. But lemme tell yah, it stings
2006-09-03 17:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by danilysa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rabid squirrel can smell the bacon sizzling and then break into your house. It may then mistake your elbow for the bacon and bite you there giving you rabies and you will die 4 days later...
2006-09-03 15:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nightmare!
2006-09-03 16:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by C P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Along with your bacon, you could also fry your sausage!!
2006-09-03 15:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grease splatters and burns on contact.
Might not be good on a sensitive area.
2006-09-03 15:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Biker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the pan heats and bangs and then you get scars on your nude body
2006-09-03 22:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by hara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can come out with a bunch of little grease burns in bad spots
2006-09-03 17:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by shrsm716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot oil can spill on your jock or something might catch fire and then you'll have to run outside naked and the pple in ur hood will know that u cook in the nude!
2006-09-03 15:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i guessing in a couple of minutes your next questions gunna be "what to do with burns on your cash n prizes"
2006-09-03 15:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's just say:
Never do anything that you don't want to have to explain to the paramedics.
2006-09-03 15:29:13 · answer #11 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋