How come im the only person who can hear my corn flakes talking?

Answer 1

Because as everyone knows, Cornflakes speak a very obscure dialect that most people don't recognize as intelligible speech, unlike Lucky Charms, which just have a slight accent.

Oddly enough, Lucky Charms speak with a Russian accent, not Irish, but what'cha gonna do?

Answer 2

That's just the voices in your head dear. Corn Flakes do not talk.

Answer 3

Well now this is an interesting question,
But not as interesting as some of the answers

Is one who hears one's cornflakes talking
Prone to strangeness, creeping, stalking
'Pray, what to ask of one so walking

Near the edge to join the dancers
Known to dance where logic fails
In the grey light of a tattered veil?

Answer 4

i think you need to see a head dr. or either you need to back up off your bowl a little bit ,cause honey corn flakes don't talk

Answer 5

because they are your corn flakes and are devoted to you only. where as my bowl of corn flakes says "your getting hungry, very hungry eat me." only to me.

Answer 6

Because you BELIEVE you're the only one. My cereal talks to me, sometimes I decide not to eat it and I leave it in the sun to shrivle up and it becomes a home to many flys, ants and maggots.

Answer 7

because they're your corn flakes.

Answer 8

because you are the only one who totally believed tour cornflakes are talking....well i for one too is the only one who sees my pillow's loving

Answer 9

Maybe your just special and have a reason too. What do they say exactly because it may be important! (;

Answer 10

I hear your cornflakes talking too.