I want a genuinly funny joke or anecdote, nothing rude or long winded (cus i get confused easily) lol
2006-08-14 23:48:45 · 27 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What can go up a chimney eown, but can't go down a chimney up?
an umbrella
2006-08-15 00:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by ALAN Q 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."
2006-08-15 06:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the door!
(I can tell that one as I'm part Irish, not racist at all)
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
2006-08-15 06:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
here r some that i read in a book
buffet: a french word which means" get up and get it urself"
diplomacy: letting someone else have ur way
comic books: the opera of the print media
baby sitter: a teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who r out can behave like teen-agers
tattoo: permanent proof of temporary insanity
2006-08-15 07:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
2006-08-15 06:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by MadHatter 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dnt knw anything funny but when u go to sleep draw something in the dark like a broom or a person and when u wake up look at wot u drew, me and my sisters and brother used to du that we laughed r heads off! try it
2006-08-15 07:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by monaUK 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour..??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
2006-08-15 12:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a short one:
Director: You have acted beautifully in the first night scene.
Heroine: That's why I am pregnant now.
Is it funny?
2006-08-15 08:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman's troubles in life end till she gets married
A man's troubles in life begin exactly after his marriage
There is always a woman behind a succesful man
There are several tired men behind every woman
2006-08-15 06:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have you ever wondered who first looked at a chicken and said "im gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"
or, who first looked at a cow and said "you see those dangly things there....im gonna squeeze em' and drink whatever comes out"
2006-08-15 07:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by s_lee1986 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is short but funny to me. What do throw a drowning I.R.S. agent? His co-workers.
2006-08-15 07:22:12 · answer #11 · answered by Memere RN/BA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋