A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
2006-08-14 23:26:52 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
It's great to start and end the day with a laugh. Have a great day today, and a better day tomorrow.
2006-08-14 23:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by ~~Fast Eddie~~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Night here but it gave me a good laugh to go to bed on TA
2006-08-14 23:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughter is said to be the best medicine.Thanks 4 brightening my day.
2006-08-15 00:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by FreeHuGs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good afternoon
i just had my lunch
and my tummy hurts if i laugh after lunch
but the joke was good
have a nice day
keeeeeeeeep smiling
2006-08-14 23:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. That really made me smile. Thank you. You have a great day too.
2006-08-15 00:04:41 · answer #5 · answered by Beth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for say good morning but it is night over here 8.32pm
2006-08-14 23:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by MJane21 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice 1
2006-08-14 23:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by mr.bishi_24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah! I am having a great day!
2006-08-14 23:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you this woman? cool! share thy blessings! Good luck!
2006-08-14 23:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by kwing-kwang 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you so much! I needed that.
2006-08-14 23:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋