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When the teacher asked the students in her 3rd grade class this,
Billy says," The sky is definitely blue."
Teacher says," No Billy, on over cast days the sky is gray."
Susie says," The grass is definetly green."
Teacher says," No Susie, in the winter the grass is brown."
Bobby say," Hey teacher, do farts have lumps?"
Teacher says," No Bobby they don't."
Bobby Says," I definitely pooped in my pants!"

2006-08-14 23:03:32 · 13 answers · asked by jewingengleman 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Hahahahaha, i have never heard that before but i love it, and i'm going to make sure that everyone else who doesnt know it soon will, my mum will find it hilarious....

Great joke, it's the best one i have heard all day, you deserve a big thumbs up for that one...

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2006-08-14 23:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Definitely In Sentence

2017-01-11 19:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Definitely the bright student in Bobby made the teacher speechless.

And definitely, this is a good joke, among all those I read today.

2006-08-15 02:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1 0

Because I Am a Man !!!




Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it . . . though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator. (applies to engineers mainly)
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . . and if you are feeling amorous afterwards . . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2006, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.

2006-08-14 23:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

ahahahahaaa this is definitely a good joke. hahahaa

2006-08-14 23:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 1 0

Most Definately!.. lol

2006-08-15 00:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hmmm.
this question definitely requires more thought!

2006-08-15 00:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Being as slow as I am I had to read it twice to understand it. Thanks for sharing.

2006-08-15 02:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1 0

that was pretty good get some more

2006-08-14 23:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by OmEGaTyRAnt 2 · 1 0

Hahahaha........

2006-08-14 23:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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