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F U C K a SKULL.

2006-08-14 22:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by protos2222222 6 · 0 0

"What" or "who"? And do things that we don't remember still count?

Got thrown out of a nudie bar once, which is pretty embarrassing because I'm a girl, but that time wasn't actually my fault. Same night, at the bar up the street, showed my butt to a bunch of short guys on a bachelor party scavenger hunt who were looking for thong underwear. I was wearing a miniskirt, so it's not like I had to pull my pants down or anything. This wasn't really bad, just drunken antics that my friends keep reminding me about...

2006-08-15 06:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0 0

I think the worst thing i've ever done when I was drunk was lied down in the middle of the strre, that's a good thing no car ever passed and a good thing as well that my mate saw me and carry me back to the car.

2006-08-17 07:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by confused_fozz 2 · 0 0

I was on holiday with my ex in Majorca many moons ago, I got very drunk and we went back to the apartment to sleep it off. I woke up in the night needing the loo, but instead of heading for the bathroom, I sat on top of the safe in the wardrobe and piddled away.
Wasn't til next morning we realised what had occured, when said ex put on a rather soggy pair of espadrilles! ewwwww.

2006-08-14 22:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0 0

I thinks it got to be the time me and me mate were totally legless and wanted to smoke a spliff but we were in a nightclub so we used the old if we go to the cash machine line to the bouncers we will back in 10 mins. So off we went and ended up on a building site at the back of the local council office, we stumbled upon a jcb so for a laugh we sat in the digger and the keys were in it, so we started it up but we were that stoned we couldnt turn it off through laughing and ended up demolishing the local council office new wall! We legged it back to the night club, the next week the local paper headlines spoke of hooligans wrecking council wall. nobody new it was us but my parents tutted about youth of today having no respect. 10years on weve never admitted it.

2006-08-14 23:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by princess tinkle UK 4 · 1 0

Fell in to a tropical fish tank - was so drunk I didn't remember until I got a bill for £60 or so because I broke the tank and the fish died. Mortified, especially for the fish.

2006-08-14 23:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was in college, at a research station, drinking with the rest of the students and our professor in his swanky prof cabin. I went to set my beer bottle on the table and missed - it shattered all over the floor. I was too trashed to clean it up safely, I just picked up the big pieces and I was like "Oooops..." I walked home, refusing assistance, to my crappy cabin and never went back to his place!!

Or maybe it was the time that I was on a college field trip and we camped on the beach. I was sloshed and I can't hold my beer; I seriously pee twice the volume I take in. So after a zillion trips to the high weeds to relieve myself, getting less and less adept, I managed to rip my panties to the point where the elastic was completely separated on one side. I took 'em off and buried them in the sand - I went commando the rest of the night!!

2006-08-15 08:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 4 · 0 0

Didn't eat lunch, drank tequila, commented to the birthday girl's best friend that her skirt looked like a picnic table-cloth so I should "lay her on the grass". Cackled. Drank more tequila. Took a photo of my knob with birthday girl's camera. Vomited at the bottom of her garden. Had to go to bed at 7pm as they all left for the pub.

2006-08-14 23:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by 4 · 0 0

Once I was so drunk that the floor was moving and I couldn't stand or walk to the bathroom so I threw up in my purse. I never got that drunk again.

2006-08-14 23:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by carmen d 6 · 0 0

s**t myself, wet the bed, threw up on a sofa a a party and turned the cushion over before i left, woke up lying on a guy stroking his face, used to wake up at parties crying my eyes out, good way to clear a party that one, driven when so drunk couldnt keep eyes open or drive in a straight line, a small selection of my previuous life, ex alcoholic - sober now 9 years hooray!

2006-08-15 19:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by danchip 2 · 0 0

I went in the middle of a road an pied on all cars that circulated there.It was thrilling and my luck was that immediately after i was done a police car went through there

2006-08-15 02:46:46 · answer #11 · answered by lowrider 2 · 0 0

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