another blond joke for ya ok?

Question

ok their iz a blond a burnet and a red head ok a robber come throught the back dore they run and have no were to hid cuz their whole land is blank no bushe no nothen ok well so they get on top of the roof of the house and hope the robber with the gun duesent see or shoot them of the robber ends up finding them on the roof and theyr stoke their and the robber pnts the gun at them and the burnet sais to the robber look out a storm he tuns around and the burnet runs away then he turned back and looked at the red head and sais ur gona get it so the red head sais look behind u theirs cops so the robber puts the gun down and turns and look behind him nothin ther so the robber sais hay and gets his gun back to his hand and say ok im not fallen for it again and then the stupid blond sais fire and the robber shots here

Answer 1

good joke.

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Answer 2

ok heres you another one
Theres this blonde,brunette, and a red head.They are all facing 10 years in prison for this horrfic crime they committed.So anyway they go to court and the judge sentences them to 10 years in prison without parole.So they leave the courtroom and board this bus going to the prison.Ok the prison gaurd is waiting for them to get off the bus.So they arrive at the prison.They are getting off the bus and the prison gaurd tells them that they can pick out one game a piece to last them for the 10 year duration that they are there.So the guard ask the red head what she picked.She said well i thought bout it and ill pick a deck of cards,cause you can play all kinds of games with a deck of cards.The guard said ok,you can go on back.Well next was the burnette.So the guard asked her what she picked.She said well i thought bout it and i picked monoploy.She said you never know how its gonna turn out,you never know who will win who will be banker,things like that.So the guard said ok you can go on back.Well here comes the blonde.She was holding a tampon box.The guard says,i dont think you heard me right,i said pick a game that will last you your 10 year duration here.The blonde said i know but on the back of this box it says you can go fishing,boating,swimming,etc. (hope u liked that one to)

Answer 3

If this guy is going out of his way lots to communicate to you its a solid sign. i'm no longer speaking some passing by utilising "hi, how are you" contained in the hallway at artwork or college. If he calls you, or he stops by utilising your table at artwork lots basically to communicate and notice the way you're, then thats a solid sign because of the fact he's going out of his way for you. i unquestionably have consistently been a shy individual around women i like... I even have discovered to conceal it and advance very mushy in those circumstances.. yet whilst a guy stumbles over his words lots it exhibits he's worried and in turn means something.. If he smiles lots at you thats a solid ingredient too. If i'm around the room and make eye touch with a woman i locate eye-catching i provide her a nil.5 smile. If she smiles back its consistently a solid sign for me. i'm no longer the creepy guy contained in the corner smiling to random women whilst they provide the impact of being at me, i be conscious of the thank you to play my enjoying cards haha its the small diffused moments that seize your eye. with a bit of luck those issues help :)

Answer 4

yeah 1. this was told earlier today sorry 2. you need to improve your spelling 3. stop telling old jokes or jokes that were just told in the last 24 hours kk? ♥

Answer 5

Obviously I am a blonde because I have no clue what all that crap is supposed to say.

Blond = blonde
Burnet = brunette
dore = door
nothen = nothing
duesent = doesn't
sais = says
I can't stand to look at it anymore
JEEZ!! GO TO SCHOOL

Answer 6

The joke could have been funny but your illiteracy and inability to type is not funny.

Answer 7

Are you blond? Because you write like one...

Dog bless.


P.S. to all pedants: my use of blond is correct, as it addresses a male

Answer 8

Wasn't a bad one but u've really got to learn how to write.

Answer 9

enrol for the nearest spelling bee contest....youll make a blond of urself....
ya the joke was funny???...um not so much

Answer 10

What??

Too long. Lost interest.