A man had a pet parrot.
The parrot was very bright and could speak very well
After the man had the parot for a while he wanted to go on a vacation.
The man asked his friend to take care of the bird.
The friend being a good friend wanted to help out
So the friend said to the man who owned the parrot :
"Sure - I'll be happy to take care of your parrot."
When the friend took the parrot home to his house the parrot did not like that at all and started to throw a fit.
The parrot threw bird seed all over and swore and spit.
It was an awful situation.
.the friend tried all sorts of new bird toys - soft music - - He tried everything he could think of and none of it had any effect on the parrot
The friend was fed up
He walked it over to the freezer - opened the door and shoved it in
The friend could hear the parrot flapping & sqwaking
Then there was silence
The friend open the door to the freezer
There stood the parrot & it said:
"What did the chicken do ?"
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2006-08-14
21:37:52
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