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A man had a pet parrot.
The parrot was very bright and could speak very well
After the man had the parot for a while he wanted to go on a vacation.
The man asked his friend to take care of the bird.
The friend being a good friend wanted to help out
So the friend said to the man who owned the parrot :
"Sure - I'll be happy to take care of your parrot."
When the friend took the parrot home to his house the parrot did not like that at all and started to throw a fit.
The parrot threw bird seed all over and swore and spit.
It was an awful situation.
.the friend tried all sorts of new bird toys - soft music - - He tried everything he could think of and none of it had any effect on the parrot
The friend was fed up
He walked it over to the freezer - opened the door and shoved it in
The friend could hear the parrot flapping & sqwaking
Then there was silence
The friend open the door to the freezer
There stood the parrot & it said:

"What did the chicken do ?"

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2006-08-14 21:37:52 · 11 answers · asked by karma doll 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

oh wait, i'd heard it before but NOW i get it. haha

2006-08-15 00:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that could want to bypass some distance in course of explaining his hostility in course of the merchants in the courtyard in the front of the temple, who offered birds to the vacationers... you recognize... that "No go back" coverage ingredient....

2016-11-25 01:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by hinnant 4 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-08-18 18:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was mildly amusing.

2006-08-14 21:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by tgypoi 5 · 0 0

lol this one is kinda old but amusing :) ♥

2006-08-14 21:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

hahahaha

2006-08-14 22:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It ate too much.

2006-08-14 21:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by woonie 3 · 0 0

chilled

2006-08-14 21:44:12 · answer #8 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahha that was so funny

2006-08-14 21:41:04 · answer #9 · answered by omri s 2 · 0 0

hihihi:-D

2006-08-14 21:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0 0

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