Two women were out for a walk with their dogs. One had a Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got our dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said,
"Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're really very good."
"OK," the bouncer said. "Come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua figured convincing him a Chihuahua was a seeing eye dog may be too far fetched, but thought "what the heck", so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
2006-08-14 21:11:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha yeah i remember reading your YA profile man, keep rocking man 10/10
2006-08-15 08:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not laugh out loud funny but amusing
2006-08-15 04:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both smart ladies.
A smart joke too, for that matter!
2006-08-15 04:18:00 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha classic â¥
2006-08-15 04:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... OK
funny... in a way that i can't describe
2006-08-15 04:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-15 05:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Vidya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke sucks!!!!!!
2006-08-15 04:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Cordy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no accounting for taste....
2006-08-15 09:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by Surfer_Girl_59 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I've heard this before. It is funny. Thanks for the laughs.
2006-08-15 07:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋