A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee", she said.
"Where", he asked.
"Between the first and second hole", she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
2006-08-14 20:29:19 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! LOL that was a good laugh! thank you. Then the pro decided to teach her the correct way of playing golf and took out the big pole and put it in the first hole and the balls aimed at the second hole.
2006-08-14 21:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by zhish_blaster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to get a bee sting if I want to go for golf lessons or play any field sports
2006-08-14 20:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by j g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA She should close her legs so she doesnt get anymore stings between her legs anymore. That Was A Good One Thanks For The Laugh.
2006-08-14 20:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ariey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
da dump bump - thank you folks, I'll be here all week - take care of your waitresses on the way out - good night
2006-08-14 20:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by Big Buddy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats like the funniest joke on here. props you get a star
2016-03-27 02:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry no time to read this...thanks for the two points...anyway.
2006-08-19 00:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-18 17:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha cute ♥
2006-08-14 20:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-20 04:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by more61077 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-20 03:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋