I saw the hottest girl with an apple-shaped butt on the beach Saturday evening and I prayed to Jesus to let me tasteth her divine fruit and, immediately after the prayer, she stopped, became almost zombie-like, and proceeded to pleasure me. I went to church the next day to give thanks.
2006-08-14 20:10:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yo, dude, who's your god - what church do you go to? Can I go, too?
(Hey, you're sick. I love that in a person.)
2006-08-14 20:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do me a favor[BIG toothy grin] pray I win the grand prize in the lotto? Please?This Saturday!!
2006-08-15 12:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zombie like?
You mean not quite but allmost a mindless, shambling, decaying corps with a hunger for human flesh and human brains?
U find that sexy?
Jesus tricked you, man!
And u thanked him?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-15 03:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by a theist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you think that Jesus is helping you fool around ;o)...
May God give you some brain to see right from wrong ...
2006-08-15 03:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by Smily O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And exactly how is this piece of Bull any different then that bull about the hood of the car?
2006-08-15 03:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you must be kidding. Jesus never legalizes free sex. Churches hate it
2006-08-15 03:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by NoBody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a tall tale to me.
2006-08-15 03:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And perhaps she was sent by Satan to you so you would stop praying and now if you did the nasty you could catch a disease ..........mmmmmmmmmmm hahaha jk Your Bad!!!!!!
2006-08-15 03:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,its not.
your a bad person.
miracles happen to good people with good prayers.
2006-08-15 03:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by Spinywolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're silly. Not silly haha. Silly lame. Not lame because clearly you're simply trying to offend people. Lame because you're bad at offending people. Not bad because you didn't succeed. Bad because you're silly.
2006-08-15 03:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by me. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋