A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."
That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovers his wife is in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the building urge to climax. In order to startle himself, he fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
"Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
2006-08-14 19:14:42 · 16 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!! OMG!! It's not a question, but it IS damn funny.
2006-08-14 19:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by mouse001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-22 09:21:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-14 19:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats gud to lol
haha must tell ma frnds
hey y do they always make stories of the mail man nd the wife lol
2006-08-14 19:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nice. We all need to hear more mailman and the wife jokes!!
2006-08-14 19:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Andielion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yum ouch ooh hahahahah lol
2006-08-14 19:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-08-14 21:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by rolorich2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-18 06:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by Ron Shelf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corina, that hurts to think about it. Ouch. But thanks for the joke. Keep em coming!
2006-08-16 17:10:51 · answer #10 · answered by Huguenot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋