wanna see a mafia application?

Question

Now, dont'cha'll go an' getta upsetta atta me, ah onlee forward de mail....Gadfather
Whazza u name ___________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag?
Hitta Man_____
Lona-Arranger_____
Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy?
(If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____
Justta Checka Wun. (Wiezza Guy)

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now____________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____

For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednappa Sumbody's_______
Protekshun Ragget______
Udda Things______________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??
Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________
Pizza? _________
Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? ____________

U Driva De Car?
Gadillac_______
Buick _____
Linken________

U Likka Likka Spagett?
Galamari_____
Girlze?_____
Boyze?______
Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika...

-1 pr darke glasses
-1 lb. mozzarella cheeze
-1 black shirte widda white tie
-1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
-1 pr. pointie shooz
-1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
-1 pr. cement shooz
-1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
(come later when you foolaround)
-8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra
-1 Appy Face Button
-1 wallet size-Dean Martin

Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE

Answer 1

wow! you have a lot of time on your hands!

Answer 2

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on
the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
! reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the
desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that they don't have
e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if anyone is home
to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web
site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20
or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and
laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom
you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no
#9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check
that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Answer 3

Do you live in San Diego, Ca?
Yeh I likka dis'

Answer 4

Ahhhhh shuttuppayaface

Answer 5

Sorry girl that one isn't up to your usual standards

Answer 6

retype it in a readable transcript

Answer 7

hahahahaha cute ♥

Answer 8

LMAO, you're funny!

Answer 9

Yep. LOL.

Answer 10

shut up