boob stroke anyone?

Question

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde enter a breast-stroke-only swimming contest across the English Channel. They start off one day in the fog and swim through the choppy seas.
Four hours later the redhead finishes and dries herself off. The brunette finishes a close second.

Four hours after that, the blonde comes up on the opposite side, totally out of breath. She walks up to a race judge and says, "Listen, I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those girls were using their arms."

Answer 1

You should produce a joke book..you've got some good ones.

Answer 2

Bizarre Answering Machine Messages -----------+

Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by
the International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.

1] My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as
soon as we're finished.

2] A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons
is why we're not here. So leave a message.

3] Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If
you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If
you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4] "Hi. Now you say something."

5] "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."

6] "Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"

7] (From Japanese friend) He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave
message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I
call sooner!

8] "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
message to myself with one of these magnets."

9] "Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows,
or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to
charity through their office and do not need their picture
taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number
and they will get back to you."

10] "This is not an answering machine -this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling and a number where I can
reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."

11] "Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I
don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back,
it's you."

12] "Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone
right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone
until I call you back."

13] "If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home
cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us
a message."

14] Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will
be used by us.

15] Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up
the phone right now, because we're doing something we really
enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it
left to right .... real slowly. So leave a message, and when
we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

Answer 3

Nice one, even though I pity the Blondes.

Answer 4

That gives a wonderful mental picture.

Answer 5

wow
i can imagine
lol
hey frm ware do u get all those jokes wow nice lol

Answer 6

LMAO Great joke.

Thanks for sharing.

Answer 7

lol yeah someone told this already ♥

Answer 8

LOL. I've heard it, and it is funny. LOL.

Answer 9

I wonder how you know this one?:-)

Answer 10

LOL That's really funny LOL Thanks for that I needed it.