2006-08-14 18:51:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GROW UP! God can do anything! You are obviously praying incorrectly. Imbecile.
2006-08-14 18:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
If you want the food to get into your mouth, you have to put it into your mouth; If you through it up, it may land on the floor.If you want good and right thing for you, you pray to God who is prayer answering and what ultimately happens to you through answer to your prayer WILL BE THE BEST FOR YOU, even if you think it is not. By experience you can learn this great truth. If you don't pray, anything may happen ( may be good or bad), but that may not be the best for you. The food may fall on the ground instead of your mouth. If my explanation does not address your doubt, take this anology. A born blind man can never imagine red color through descriptions. He has to SEE to know about red color. You have to start praying to know what I'm talking about. Thanks
2006-08-15 02:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by pau1raj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are doing it right, im sure of it, God probably has better things on his mind at the moment like, meeting people half way and not just those to lazy to do SIMPLE things themselves. He gave you the capability to do it on your own when you got to be a BIG BOY; what more to you want, a kick in the ars to jump start you too?
2006-08-15 02:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by MrsPTB4Life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For that prayer to work you must first throw the food into the air. (help god out a little)
I would also suggest praying that the food does not poke your eye out. If the food does poke your eye out, then that does not mean that god is not real. It only means god wants you to be blind.
2006-08-15 02:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not supposed to cook your jumping beans you idiot and you must most certainly not pray for them. If the jumping beans hear you pray they know what time it is and quickly jump away. Just say: "Come to daddy!" and that will be all.
2006-08-15 02:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by groovusy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-08-15 01:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try praying for the dice to come up all sixes and see how many times your prayers go unanswered. Prayer is just a lucky horseshoe for religious people.
2006-08-15 01:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes.
Cordially,
John
2006-08-15 01:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JackBauer,
I've seen your posts. you don't believe in God. That's one reason why. You have no faith. The other reason why is; God never promised to have food jump. So on top of having no faith, you're making things up. Are you mental?
2006-08-15 01:56:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What a waste of a question. Your username doesn't deserve to be Jack bauer
2006-08-15 01:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋