Some people believe that masturbation is a sin cause your wasting millions of possible babiers on the (more)..

Question

floor lol....what do u think about this and whats the point of this belief if the sperm just automatically reproduces and the babie (the sperm aka seed) isnt even in the process of growth, dont u think this argument would be more valid if sperm was limited....

Answer 1

Apparently, GOD smited Onan in Genesis because he spilled his seed on the ground so he wouldn't get his dead brother's wife pregnant. The Jews have a tradition of a brother impregnating a dead brother's wife if he dies before she bears children - it just so happened that Onan just wanted to hit it and didn't want children because they wouldn't be counted as his own.

Masturbation has been "CLAIMED" to be a sin by many people who wanted to control sexuality of those who were stupid enough to follow ridiculous laws like this.

Until GOD or JESUS comes to me in a dream and says , Thou Shalt Not Shine thy Helmet...

I'm gonna beat my dicI< like it owes me money.


when you try to get a woman pregnant, out of millions of sperm cells, only one survives anyway. What bothers me is these psychotic idiot republicans and neocons who believe that sperm are equal to human beings and that cumming on the floor is "genocide".
If that was the case I have committed MASS, MASS, MASS , MASS, MASS, HORRIFIC GENOCIDE in my time.

Goddamn people are stupid.

Answer 2

I don't think it is a sin, but it can be overdone. Too much masturbation saps the energy and disconnects one from potentially making the proper emotional attachment to a prospective mate.

With this said, some people are more sexual than others and without an outlet they may do something far worse than some conceive masturbation to be. We all know ourselves and our limits.

If you don't feel overly pent up leave it alone. Allow the energy to build. By sublimating you can gain an exponential amount of another desire.

All things have there place and time. All good things in moderation. We know what we need and when. Listen, and be honest with yourself and the answers of whether to or not, when, where, and why, will be evident.

Answer 3

Of course it's invalid.

After all, even when you have sex, you use hundreds of millions of sperm, but only one of them actually goes into making a baby; all the rest just die. You're "wasting" lives anyway.

And then there's the bizarre reasoning that leads a person to believe that a single sperm cell is as valuable as a whole human being, merely because a sperm cell can potentially result in a human being. There's just no reasonable logic to that; it's an arbitrary belief with a bad justification.

Answer 4

I think the argument would be more valid if the male body didn't kill millions of sperm everyday without a person masturbating.

Sperm is produced all day long, and if it isn't used to fertilize an egg, which most of it isn't, then it just dies in body.

Answer 5

You're right, and it is funny, but what's not so funny that you guys know that if you didn't waste it, it has the potential to be a baby, but when a woman is pregnant, and doesn't want the baby, for whatever reason she may have, should she be forced to have it? Think carefully. If those same people that feel they can control someone else's sexual organs, what if they started working on the guys next and said it was now illegal to beat your meat? I bet every man out there right now is saying, NO WAY!
PRO CHOICE!!! You'd be correct it is your choice, and your body. So go on guys, beat it til it's sore. Cause it's your choice.

Answer 6

President Bush's wife was touring a hospital.
While walking down the hall on the first floor she looked into a room and saw a man masturbating.
The nurse said it was OK he needs to do that or his balls will explode.
When walking down the hall on the sixth floor she looked into another room and saw a man receiving fellatio from a nurse.
She was very upset and asked what was going on in there,

The nurse explained it was the same problem as on the first floor he just had better health care coverage.

Answer 7

Then we'd all better stop having sex because more sperm don't make it to the egg than DO make it. Most ends up running right back out or being killed once inside.

Besides, I think it's a cruel god who gives us the ability to do something that feels so GOOD and then make us burn for enjoying it. I couldn't worship a god like that.... can you?

Answer 8

OMG you've never heard the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song by Monty Python?

LOL OK, you've asked for it.:

"There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

Answer 9

The Far Left Wing Liberal Democrats would say, "Bill Clinton solved that problem in the Oval Office with a cigar"...of course Monica obliged.

Answer 10

No knowledgeable person would ever equate sperms with babies. Then again you said "some people" so we should be thankful that this folks are in the small minority!