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Of course it is. There's a special heaven just for the super perky. The ones that have successfully managed to annoy everyone they've ever met, but led relatively decent lives nonetheless.
God, in his infinite wisdom, decided a long time ago to segregate these treacly twits from the rest of the paying customers. So their incessant nattering wouldn't disrupt the overall peace and quiet of such a wondrous place.

At least I hope so.

2006-08-14 17:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That goes with the old joke:

A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter was showing him around. "Here is where we grow flowers. Here is where we play games. Here is where we get massages." As they start to walk past a room the man speaks and says, "And what is this room?" St. Peter says, "Shhh. That is where the Amish are. They think they are the only ones here."

Seriously though, I don't think Heaven is segregated. My religion doesn't believe in Heaven but I know a lot of them do. If you are all made in Gods image, why would you be segregated?

2006-08-14 17:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 0 0

The basic theme of any religions Heaven is Harmony. What ever is not harmounious will be placed near to but seperate of what is harmounious and blend in to make it harmonious. The music of the spheres.
Jesus said that in my fathers house are many mansions i go to prepare a place for you.
Also there is supposed to be 7 to 9 levels of heaven also of hell.
So there is some segregation of Ideas.

2006-08-14 17:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good news! There is a heaven!

Better news, it's not segregated. Everyone is the same, just like on earth. The difference is that the evil, the prejudice, the bitter, hateful people won't be invited.

Can't wait to see you there!

2006-08-14 17:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 1 1

There is a heaven and it is most definitely not segregated. God made us all different and loves us all just the way we are. Why would he segregate us in heaven?

2006-08-14 17:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by celticwoman777 6 · 0 1

If there is segregation then I hope the segregation is between the religious nut jobs and the people with better things to do with eternity other then yelling out Bible verses and pointing fingers.

2006-08-14 17:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by EasterBunny 5 · 1 1

Your pic is soo cute. If there is a Heaven it should be perfect and not segregated.

2006-08-14 17:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to the Roman catholic belief, heaven is not segregated; we are all in the presence of God singing his praises forever.

2006-08-14 17:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Othar 2 · 1 0

I doubt that heaven has such a concept. Individual consciousnesses wouldn't be able to interact in the same way, because otherwise a single place couldn't possibly be paradise for everyone involved.

2006-08-14 17:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course not. The separation that will happen is the ones who go to heaven will be separated from the ones in Hell.

2006-08-14 17:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by country nana 3 · 0 0

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