Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs
are. The first man was an Engineer, the second
man was an Accountant, the third man was a
Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.
"T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trotted
over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen
and promptly drew a circle, a square and a
triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, "Pencil Pusher, do
your stuff." Pencil Pusher went out into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies
each. Everyone agreed that was good.
The Chemist said his dog could do better. He
called his dog and said, "Measure, do your
stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounces
glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three turned to the
Government Worker and said, "What can your dog
do?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the
milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted
the other three dogs, claimed he injured his
back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation and took the rest of the
day off, with pay.
2006-08-14 17:18:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was like a grand finale at the end, i was on the edge of my seat the whole time, i am so proud of you for making this joke known to me, thanks!!
2006-08-14 22:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Longie laugh hi hi i was just compelled rise my fingure on the newly introduced bar by YA
2006-08-15 15:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 points out of 10 obviously lol , good one !
2006-08-15 00:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by maltese 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a joke because of sarcasm and irony, two of several things that can be funny. Laughing with tears in the eyes, some wise person once said.
2006-08-15 00:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I work for the government, I am hanging this one in my office.
2006-08-15 11:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute joke--I'm sending it out to friends--and definitely not to long if you can read above a fourth grade level
LOL
2006-08-15 00:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by creative rae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh... what a great job to have :)
8/10
2006-08-15 00:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Freaking excellent! I saved it. Hope you don't mind?
2006-08-15 00:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anna M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. And it wasn't THAT long
7
2006-08-15 00:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long, i stopped reading after i saw the length....sorry
2006-08-15 01:44:05 · answer #10 · answered by c-money 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋