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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

2006-08-14 16:56:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

That was a good one.

2006-08-14 17:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Cute...will forward to husband

2006-08-14 17:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by KIMBO 4 · 0 0

Good one!

2006-08-14 17:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

that's great

2006-08-14 17:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by navalstone 3 · 0 0

LMAO!!! That's great!!

2006-08-14 17:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0 0

its kinda old sweetpea ♥

2006-08-14 17:17:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 1

HA-HA...That's a funny one!!!!!!!

2006-08-14 17:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by hyphy_balboa_bucs 2 · 0 0

hahaha ^__^

2006-08-14 17:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by bark_larky 2 · 0 0

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