if someone calls you fat, i need aGOOD comeback
2006-08-14 16:52:24 · 13 answers · asked by your wonderwall 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Say, "Well, I can lose weight, but when you wake up you'll still be an a$$hole."
2006-08-14 16:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a penny for everyone that says I'm fat, I'd have a penny...
Well I may be fat but at least my asshole isn't located under my nose...
I'm fat?..Thanks for telling me because I never realized that you were such a dick...
To a guy...I go to the same gym as your boyfriend...
To a girl...Is that a zit on your face or should I call NASA and tell them that I found orbiter 1?
2006-08-14 17:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by retsiemeop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say in your nicest sweetest and must sensier voice..."Jesus loves you just the way you are". Trust me that this will kill them 10 minutes latter. Kindness is always more hurtful than something at their level. Besides, if they know it hurt you because you came back with something, they know they suceeded in hurting you. Hurting you was their goal. How could you be possibly be hurt if you mention Jesus.
2006-08-14 17:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by circusdejojo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may be fat, but you're ugly, I can lose weight, you can't lose ugly.
Oh look, it's trying to talk!
Your Daddy liked it!
or the always popular Eff you!
2006-08-14 17:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i throw a stick, will you leave?
Or call them Jabba the Fat
2006-08-14 17:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Platypus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say, "and THATS what you'll never hear a woman say"
or
"hon,in 50 years you'll look like this more or less,"
or
"its rude to talk to yourself."
2006-08-16 09:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD! Finaly an active conversation lol. Best thing to do (in my opinion) is to... wait, r u all girlz? If u r- ig99@charter.net
2006-08-14 19:47:22 · answer #7 · answered by -=aLiEn=- l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone calls you fat, just say " thats just from your point of view you anerexic bi***"
2006-08-14 16:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Black Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just more to love!!! You self centered jacka**
2006-08-14 16:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by orgrmichael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer it to walking around looking butt ugly like you.
2006-08-14 16:58:00 · answer #10 · answered by J Somethingorother 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋