My son Tyler asks " what if everyone in the whole world farted at once", what then? Would there be any survivors? I echo this sentiment would there be? Please inquiring minds want to know!
2006-08-14 15:52:49 · 23 answers · asked by doesitmatter 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, we are dying right now reading the responses. loao
2006-08-14 16:01:54 · update #1
BIG BANG THEORY! out pops a new planet
*rimshot*
Oh! thank you every body ...goodnight
2006-08-14 16:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by importance of being wilde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would most likely create a methane cloud so large that the global warming would increase so much the polar ice caps would most likely melt within a fey years but not completely b/4 the sea would fill with fresh water changing the flow and ebb of the tides creating massive violent storms across the world and sending the sea raising to as high as Colorado, the suns rays would also be reflected twice as much and the methane would trap other particles with it creating a looming cloud that would kill all vegetation off. Eventually it would be the end of the world as we know it, but I think with our technology there would be a small amount of survivors, maybe ten million or less out of the 6.5 billion that are currently on earth.
2006-08-14 16:15:31 · answer #2 · answered by BIGRED 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm imagining the casting for the feature film after it happened--Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Larry the Cable Guy--if Oliver Stone directed, it could be a right wing conspiracy -- to improve the air in Washington!
If you like this kind of humor, go to google videos and search on farting preacher. Someone has edited an Evangelist--it's too funny!
2006-08-14 16:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by Love2Sew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone would survive if everyone farted at once.however millions of lives would b loss b/c once ppl get a good sniff of the stanky air many will commit suicide in the masses
2006-08-14 15:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Simply Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be funny but thats about all. we are small even all of us at once cant make a big diiferace compaired to the hole world.
Now a whole gym full of people Ehhuuuhhiiickkk
2006-08-14 15:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by DaFinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. probably if they mixed a burrito with hummus. I had that 4 lunch once and smelled 4 the whole week.
2006-08-14 17:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by skatedrummer93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Based on the cubic miles of air... and the consentration of farts... just about everyone who didn't strike a match... would survive.
2006-08-14 15:57:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The planet would get blown off course and spiral right into the sun.
Seriously, nothing would really happen.
2006-08-14 15:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If no one happened to strike a match...we might have a fighting chance... but our lungs would never be the same! Cough, cough!
2006-08-14 16:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt most would even notice. However, I would hate to be stuck in a crowded room or sporting event when it happened. :)
2006-08-14 16:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by whoevermeam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋