2006-08-14 15:15:01 · 12 answers · asked by IT 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not if you committed suicide. You'd be in jail. It's a felony.
2006-08-14 15:19:14 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, if you are dead and can work, I would like them to pay taxes and I think they should pay more because they only paid once for their residence and they are non consumers cause they don't eat or drink. And, they should also pay "stink" taxes cause they stink to high heaven all the deoderant in the world wouldn't help them. So yes they should be legally allowed to do so.
(gives dead on your feet a whole new meaning lol)
2006-08-14 22:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by kukkeeme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The IRS doesn't accept tax returns from dead people.
Of course, if a dead person comes along and is actually able to work, maybe they'll change that policy. But, as far as i know, being dead and being able to work are mutually exclusive.
2006-08-14 22:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by extton 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He meant legally dead...
2013-10-14 18:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Legally, shmegally, in this instance you should be on exhibit, and have people pay to just see & talk to you.
2006-08-14 22:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lew R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but for a lot less money. If we can do that, companies wouldn't be outsourcing right now.
2006-08-14 22:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but you need your working zombie permit first.
2006-08-14 22:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Pinkcubus 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, but all living people should have first dibs at the job.
2006-08-14 22:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need professional help. i think you're disturbed or sick.
2006-08-14 22:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by maiax 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please step away from the computer.. you are tired or bored.. try to get you some sleep nite nite..
2006-08-14 22:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by krsone 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋