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2006-08-14 15:03:22 · 13 answers · asked by Steve Harwell 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know what's more intertaining....you asking a stupid questions or people taking you serious and actually answering.
2006-08-14 15:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by LYN 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you really must, my Child, just stand in the middle of the living room and hollar reaaaalllly loudly! I'm certain he can hear you. Besides, why use all the ritual crap? I'm certain there's a nice easy way to go about this that doesn't entail lighting a lot of candles and smoking up the place. Have a good one.
2006-08-14 22:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, and don't want to.. Satan is a liar, he came to destroy and kill and you are nothing to him..he is hatred and he hates you.. so why would you believe in something that doesn't even like you.. I pray that the Holy Spirit of God/Jehovah befalls upon you right now.. in Jesus name.. may you start speaking the truth which is God is love.. and He is the true Master ane Lord....
2006-08-14 22:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by krsone 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My grandma used to have canned tations but they went bad, I think that she stored them in a room that was too cold or something. If you are looking for Lou, I think I saw him on Trinity holding a microphone and punching people in the forehead, he even had a phone number at the bottom of the screen for your convenience. Good luck when you find the queer.
2006-08-14 22:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by c c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of incantations to lesser demons, but to the man himself? Nope.
2006-08-14 22:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join the Masons, or become an Eastern Star. I'm sure they can help you with what you desire.
You need some prayer. Bad. Just humble yourself before God and pray. It's not hard, and you will find love and peace.
2006-08-14 22:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here, Satan, Satan, Satan!
2006-08-14 22:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by MissM 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure you lift your left leg and hop around in a circle 4-5 times and yell pretty pretty pretty!
2006-08-14 22:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by trainer53 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rattle a pair of dice together and call for seven, then throw them
2006-08-14 22:09:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he's your Lord & Master then why don't you know how to summon him?
2006-08-14 22:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by please remove me from here 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋