The question is:
"Why did the sailor fall off the boat?"
Who can come up with the best punchline?
2006-08-14 15:03:18 · 17 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because his mother was on it butt naked while having sex with his dad, and there pet lizard crawled up his dads butt! While the mom had a orgasm that shocked the nation while his dad shot demon sperm into the water that killed all living sea animals. So the sailor committed suicide after seing that inccodent.
2006-08-14 15:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by unbeatablec 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
He didn't fall off. He was such a good sailor that he got the boat going too fast and it just sailed right out from under him!
2006-08-14 22:10:46 · answer #2 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he felt that the color of the boat was not matching with the tides, but the color of his dress was matching with them..he had an artistic mind..
2006-08-14 22:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Newme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the sail boat across from him was carrying a naked blond....he was trying to get a closer look.
2006-08-14 22:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he already helped Captain "Jack off", and the deck was slippery!
2006-08-14 22:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he didnt fall of you idiot he was whacked off by the seamen.
i'll take 10
2006-08-14 22:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by mr handy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause someone rocked the boat. lol
2006-08-14 23:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got nocked off by the wind
2006-08-14 22:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by kayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because a kracken just grabbed his leg and dragged him in
2006-08-14 22:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by storm_magus3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he didn't realize he was now part of the seamen (heh think about it) â¥
2006-08-14 22:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋