A five year old boys mom tells him to go down to the store and buy a bucket. She also says to take the dog with him. He says "Mommy, whats are dog called?" She replies with " A cockerspaniel." So he goes down to the store bys a bucket and on the way home he notices that the dog is panting. So he decides to carry the puppy around in the bucket. He tripped and the dog fell in to the neighbors lawn. the neighbor said " do you need help?!?!?!?" And the boy says "I need you to Grab my C0ck and Spank It!!!"
2006-08-14 14:03:56 · 7 answers · asked by jake mills 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha cute kid ♥
2006-08-14 14:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are u and cryp brothers lol ? U kinda look like each other plus u got the same tastes in jokes lol.....Good one anyways, keep it up
2006-08-14 17:55:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A funny one.
Have a nice evening.
2006-08-14 15:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the darnest things.
He-he.
Totally adorable.
:)
2006-08-14 14:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Rogue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fully one! LOL
Thanks.
2006-08-14 14:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poorly told man, sorry, but ive heard it told better.
I'd be glad to send it to you, just email me your address if you want me to.
2006-08-14 14:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lolz poor kid
2006-08-14 14:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋