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God is a she. Havent you read the bible carefully.

2006-08-14 23:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

This has to be the most STUPID question i have EVER SEEN.
God would never say that you retarted atheist.HE'S A LOVING GOD.Oh and you wouldn't even be able to spit in Gods face in the natural form because seeing his face in the natural would automatically cause you to die and you know where you'd end up right?its not heaven.

2006-08-14 21:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Krysty 1 · 0 0

While I could never speak for God, I don't believe He would call me a moron. However, whatever He says goes.

2006-08-14 21:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by harrison 2 · 0 0

God wouldn't call someone a moron...
but if he did no I wouldn't spit in his face.

2006-08-14 21:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think God would call his own creation a moron. Only a moron would do that and I don't think the almighty is a moron.

2006-08-14 21:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0 0

You are very low on intelligence because god would never call you a moron, don't you go to church? I am not a religous freak just to let you know but I do believe in god.

2006-08-14 21:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by czubl 3 · 0 0

No, if he called me a "moron" he should know. I wouldn't mind spitting in yours, though.

2006-08-14 21:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I believe that God has a plan for everyone. If his plan is for me to be a moron...well, I would have to make the best of my situation. I'll make lemonade out of lemons!

2006-08-14 21:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Terri 2 · 1 0

Don't you think we are doing it already? By the way God does not call us moron, because He would be insulting Himself. He calls us blind and deaf because we refuse to see and hear.

2006-08-14 21:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by PabloSolutin 4 · 0 0

I liked the first answer! That was cute! ha ha ha ha!
Ans. No. If He said I was a moron then I am. He is always right.

2006-08-14 21:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by helpme1 5 · 2 0

You shouldn't spit in anyone's face.

2006-08-14 21:13:54 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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