2006-08-14 13:53:51 · 18 answers · asked by YIA123 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
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2006-08-16 20:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure. This lady was speeding through a tunnel, at the end there was a state Trooper. He pulled her over and asked her if she knew she was speeding. She said she did and was sorry but she was late for work. He asked her what she did she said she was an anus stretcher. This caught the Trooper off gaurd and he asked what exactly an anus stretcher did. She takes an anus and inserts one finger then another and slowly stretches it back and forth until it is about 6 foot long. This caused the trooper to ask what do you do with a 6 foot asshole. She said you stick him at the end of a tunnel with a radar detector and make people even more late for work.
2006-08-14 14:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by deputy0216 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's a line at the pearly gates and in order to enter the kingdom of heaven you have to be interviewed by the angel Gabriel.
One man is approached and asked what qualities he feels exemplify a moral and correct life. He talks about the years he spent supporting his wife and children often working long hours. Gabriel tells him that these are admiral qualities, but that he loved money so much he married a woman named Penny. So he cannot go to heaven.
The next gentleman is approached and asked the same question regarding qualities he feels exemplify a moral and correct life. He talks about how he spent time in the armed services and in defense of his country. Gabriel tells him that these are also admiral qualities, but that he loved alcohol so much he married a woman named Brandy, so he cannot go to heaven.
The next man approaches and before Gabriel asks him to tell him about his life, he says never mind I married a woman named Fannie.
2006-08-14 14:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by goodnevili 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two bums are standing at the mouth of an alleyway, and one bum says to the other one... "Hey... is that the Human Torch over there? Or is it just some guy on fire?"
The second bum replies, "What? You mean the one over standing at the busstop?" "Yeah," goes the questioner.
"Well," muses bum #2, "I guess it COULD be the Human Torch. I mean if it is... that would be neat!"
"Exactly" responds #1, "I mean... we could go get his autograph or something... that's gotta be worth a few pints of maddog 20/20 in trade..."
"Right!" agrees bum #2.
And thinking for a second the first bum continues, "And I mean... if it's NOT the Human Torch... we should prolly call 911 or something."
2006-08-14 14:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by the_sidpa_node 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look on my Q&A, I just told a whole bunch of jokes... email me and tell me what you think after reading them...
2006-08-14 13:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope-thanx for the 2 points
2006-08-14 13:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by pandalover1119 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Unless you live near us, I doubt you've heard this one...my son made it up...
Q: What's a Ghost's Favorite month?
A: Fe-BOOOOOOO-ary
2006-08-15 08:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by aspie_pride 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's blue and fcks old ladies?
Hypothermia
2006-08-14 15:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a joke here's one knock knock "who's there " boo "boo who" boo boo like u cry or get hurt get, i hope u do.
2006-08-14 14:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Hey10 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you never listen others!
2006-08-14 14:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Rajju 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋