I need to get on this, my wife says it is time to get my beloved Mittens out of the freezer.
2006-08-14 13:39:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO PRESERVE A CAT??????
Waaaaaaaaait....I get it...you actually lured Mittens in there yourself, didn't you...sorry...yeah...it's kind of like a 'hunter's trophy' thing, right?...wow, cool...
'RESPECT!'
Woof!
PS: Don't pick up 'Dummification For Mummies' by mistake - its wide availability is the main reason that the average zombie isn't the sharpest ghoul in the shed.
2006-08-15 07:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, burying it in hot sand would preserve it, but you really shouldn't mummify your cat! I mean, maybe bury or cremate it!
PS. The ancient egyptions used the sand method before the actual mummification began, but only do it somewhere where the sand is always really hot, or it will rot!
2006-08-14 20:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about stuffing 'ol Mittens and putting it on the table as a center piece?
2006-08-14 20:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ralley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.jimallred.com
Learn-to, at home taxidermy kits!
Make Mittens into a tiny foot rest, or just sit
her on top of the entertainment center, like she used to, you know..when she was breathing.
2006-08-14 23:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by Hippie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might try contacting the Egyptian Historical Society.
2006-08-14 22:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha roflmao
n1
i got 2 to 1 that 75% answer this question seriously
rofl
gg
pointz?
2006-08-14 20:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by p34nu7bu773rj3lly7im3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?
2006-08-14 20:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar_Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm....
ick...
maybe look up a local taxidermist instead?
in the freezer? tastes like chicken??
2006-08-14 20:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by Nurcee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DuDe YouRe SiCk MaN, You NeEd HeLp Or SoMeThInG.
2006-08-14 20:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can find this stuff the internet...
2006-08-14 20:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋