This one is REALLY funny in my opinion...
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."
2006-08-14 13:37:53 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm ashamed to admit that I laughed at that...
2006-08-14 13:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Ralley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elderly woman goes to a plastic surgeon a says she wants her Vagina to look just like it did when she was in her teens. The doctor said he'd never had a request like that, but he'll do it. The lady said "Fine, except i want absolutely no one to know about this. Tell No one!" Dr. agreed and she soon had her surgery. When she woke up in the room after her surgery, there were thre huge boquets of flowers. She was immedate;ly angry and wanted to know who they were from, as no one was to know about her surgey. Dr.said the first was from his staff, the second was from the floor nurses. She inquired about the third boquet and the Dr. said they were from the burn unit upstairs and that the old man up there said "Thanks for my new ears."
2006-08-14 13:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was a funny joke! Can you e-mail it to me so I can forward it to a buddy of mine?
2006-08-14 14:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is still a funny on.
2006-08-14 15:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a bow for that one.
2006-08-14 13:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very funny.
2006-08-14 13:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Chels ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Applause, cheering* Bravo!!! funny! Really funny!!!
2006-08-14 13:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, but still great. I love it.
2006-08-14 13:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by ouoray 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol HA that was funny. good one! lmao
2006-08-14 14:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,good one:)
2006-08-14 13:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋