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if you answer this question you will earn 10 pts. and because me and my friend are beting money on it. ok, here is the assigment, you have to write a short paragraph about fried chicken, hamburgur, pizza, and fish. This got to be only 3 short paragraphs the hook, support sentences, and conclusion. PLEASE MAKE MY DAY. IF you help me with this you'r the best.

if you don't want to answer this, please don't put anything else because i don't have time to read all that.

Answer 1

I love the smell of fried chicken in the morning.It's
aroma wafts throught the kitchen right before we are
beaten by elves and sent to school.We normally take only the drumsticks with us,for they fit in our pockets really well
and we can use them as prosthetic devices for small canine amputees.
Once,an enterprising friend of mine
had learned to throw aMcDonald's hamburger like a frisbee.He was the hit of the evening at the gay bar,
where they mainly did inventive things with hot dogs.
A number of aboriginal cultures have found even more surprising uses for western cuisine.Take the indians
of the Yucatan peninsula for example.They have
found surprising practical uses for pizza as an organic doormat substitute.Some African bush tribes have even been known to make faux mutton chops(for mating ritual dances) out of herrings.

All in all,food has been used for many other purposes
besides eating for at least 174,783,000 years.
I am using a green bean casserole right now as
an adult diaper.I spread it on and let it sit until the mixture begins to harden.The wonderful thing about this is that after you have gone in your diaper,you can't tell what is casserole or what is caca.

Answer 2

Once upon a time, there was a hamburgar, a fish, a piece of fried chicken, a pizza and these two guys betting on a story! Dun Dun Dun. as you can see our cast of characters is NOT a very lively bunch, as only three of them are actualy alive! Yes i said it THREE of them are alive, not one, not five, not two, but three. You are probly what the third living thing was, well i got to tell you, it was the pizza.

Now Mr.Pizza was not ALWAYS alive, he was made buy this guy, and this guy was insain. He liked to go on the internet and go on yahoo answers ans email random hisanic girls. But anyway this guy made Mr. pizza. An way back at the ranch, Mr.Insain stalker man was feeling hungry, so Mr. insain stalker man decided to make a pizza. He made the dough and the sauce, and then stuck it in the oven, thats when the hispanic girls decided to get EVEN, they poored O positive blood on the pizza, How they did this i have no clue! But in any case mr. Pizza became alive, and tried to kil mr.ISM.

Now you are probly wondering about the REST of the characters, Well there was guy #1, and he was the hottest guy in ALL the land (your friend), and then there was guy #2 and he was the 5th hottest guy in the land, he was seconded by the hambuger, chicken, fish and of course Mr.Pizza. As you can see mr.Pizza was also a very atractive pizza, as he was bi, having been a Mr, and having female blood in him. So anyway our cast of characters were ALL going to the mall. And thats it THE END!
Hope u win the bet thing!

Answer 3

Why do I feel like I am back in school when I read some of these questions?

Answer 4

I did this homework forty years ago. Your turn. I earned my diploma now you earn yours.

Answer 5

this is a very stupid ?2 ask

Answer 6

are you doing this for school or something?