English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."

2006-08-14 12:54:47 · 14 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-14 15:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by nobody 3 · 0 0

Although the horse is blind... I am pretty sure he knew other horses were not there. If you close your eyes, you can usually tell if someone else is in the room.. because you can hear them breathe.
Same thing with a horse.. he was probably sitting there thinking to himself "mann... that farmer sure is dumb!"

2006-08-14 13:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by faerycatcher 3 · 0 1

I have the same instincts as the horse, I'm lazy

2006-08-14 13:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by cryp 2 · 0 0

Hahahahahahahahaha! Very funny! Good one! lol

2006-08-14 13:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by danielle 4 · 0 0

LOL. Good joke. Poor horse. LOL.

2006-08-16 15:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Bravo!! Really funny!!!

2006-08-14 13:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0 0

funny

2006-08-14 13:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0 0

haha now that's one i haven't heard before lol ♥

2006-08-14 13:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

funny

2006-08-14 12:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0 0

Hehehe,very good one:)

2006-08-14 13:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by none 5 · 0 0

THAT WUZ VERY FUNNY!!! HA HA HA HA HA! NO REALLY I'M ACTUALLY CRACKING UP IN MY CHAIR NOW

2006-08-14 13:02:32 · answer #11 · answered by ghetto princess115 1 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers