Have you heard this one?
Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
2006-08-14 12:52:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny!
2006-08-14 12:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 06:47:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Joke Ever, I give it two thumbs up.. Youre a good joke teller, pleeeeaaasee pick meeee for the best answer, that's a lot of kissing up right there in these here sentences...PPPPPLLLEEEAAASSEEEE, with a cherry on top.
2006-08-14 13:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! No! Funny! Really funny!
2006-08-14 12:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by danielle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so damn funny...you ROCK...it's one of the most funniest jokes I ever heard...do u have mooooooore?
2006-08-14 13:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by •NaNNou• 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup.
I just posted this one last week.
Still a good joke.
2006-08-14 15:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was funny
2006-08-14 13:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by JustAnotherDay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-14 13:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by maria f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOW THATS SOME FUNNY ****....LOL
2006-08-14 13:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-08-14 13:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was hilarious!!! ur funny :)
2006-08-14 13:01:16 · answer #11 · answered by summergirl4301 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋