A toothless termite walked into a tavarn and asked, "Is the bar tender here?".
The funniest wins.
2006-08-14 12:49:34 · 10 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Take my wife, please
2006-08-14 13:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by Jumping Jack Flash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender
asks,
"Olive or twist?"
lol â¥
2006-08-14 19:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
an old cranky man walks into a bar and says lets groove ya groovy ladies
2006-08-14 19:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Why do Feminists hate mermaids?
A: Because they consider it a compliment when you say they have a nice tail!
2006-08-14 20:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a forgetful man:
Good job god put my balls in a bag as I would forget them too!
2006-08-14 20:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A toast to bread, for without bread there would be no toast!
2006-08-14 20:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man isn't complete until he's married. After that he's finished
2006-08-14 19:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by maria f 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fill in the blank below with either
a) YES
b)NO
__________I dun have a brain!
2006-08-15 05:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes aren't dumb !
2006-08-14 22:21:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it
2006-08-14 19:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋