How can me and mine 3 buddies chenge from parvareted homosaxuals to normal haterosaxuals the same day togathar
whan Revarand Foxwells Smith--baptised us with Holy Sptirits
and by Jesus' holy name the homosaxual demons were cast out and 3 of us simoltanesly become soldiers for Lord Jesus?
The Revarand touched by head and then my belly and he said--
Hallalujah Amen--in Jesus' holy name I castes theee damons out
and then miracel happened. He kissed mine lips passonately and
said --"how u feel now?" i cudn't answar and vomit. Then he said--"Hallalujah Amen--Finaly the damons r casted out of u."
Same way he drived damon of mine 3 buddies.
It was real miracel. Now will u beleve????
2006-08-14 12:40:18 · 43 answers · asked by soldiers_for_christ64 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sugar-t!ts!
2006-08-14 12:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
you might look things up in a dictionary. there is no such thing as a "homoSAXual" nor a "HATeroSAXual." i don't think heterosexuals are normal either, and I don't think homosexuals are normal. i think we're all a little bit bi anyway, so what.
Anyways, homosexuality has nothing to do with demons or anything. It has to do with loving a person who just happens to be of the opposite sex. it's not a sin or anything.
And by the way, people stopped believing in demons causing that sort of thing in the middle ages. Please grow up.
2006-08-14 12:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by she who is awesome 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, your funny. How long are you going to keep this joke up though? Do you get a kick out of seeing the responses to this question? Just remember, When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, it's always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
2006-08-14 12:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll believe in miracles, the moment you manage to post a question that is correctly spelled, and constructed with the skill of the average 3 year old.
When that happens, I'll believe.
It's a safe bet...
2006-08-14 12:46:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, it still shows in the way you write or maybe you speech. you all just thought is gone because you all really want it to go away. i'm sure you didn't get being a homo in one day and you will not going to change that fast. its just you thoughts. you are not gonna ask this kind of questions if you are sure or what happened is true. good luck keep on the good work.
2006-08-14 12:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I believe is that the 3 of you will have a blast at Folsom Fair leather festival in San Francisco, in September!
2006-08-14 12:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by LaRue 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It wood be a miracel if u used a spelle cheker. :)
Go believe and let non-Christians live in peace. Go get your own life in order.
2006-08-14 12:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absoloutely not. Your story is a farce. You are a disgrace to the human race as well as any christians. You have terrible spelling and you suck at grammar. Eat penguin poop you butt mongers.
2006-08-14 12:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by Shyguy85 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you just put a nail in your own coffin, buddy:
First sentance. "Me and mine 3 buddies" - So there were 4 of you
4th sentance "Demons were cast out and 3 of us simultanesly" - So there were 3 of you.
2006-08-14 12:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I will go right out and profess my love for Jesus now. So answer me this, why doesn't it work for everyone else? Or is this whole question just B/S?
2006-08-14 12:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For the LAST TIME!
You were never gay....those 2 guys are made up
YOU JUST WANT ATTENTION and ask stupid questions to make fun of the people who answer.
I can see right through your little game.
2006-08-14 12:44:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋