i just want to see what people say!!?

Question

what's your most Embarrassing moment?

Answer 1

One time when i was at this carnival me and my two friends where trying to work up the courage to talk to these three cute girls. We had lunch and then scoped things out a little bit and went on the same ride as they did. I had a cheese and spinach stromboli and a frappuccino and i threw up all over myself and my other friend right in front of the group of girls. i was so embarassed it was ridiculous.

Answer 2

If I posted something like that here, than that would have to be the most embarrassing moment in my life.

Answer 3

I was playing softball my 8th grade year and I always played right field. I didn't feel anything and when I got back to the dug out i look down and I bleed through my shorts. I didn't know i started and it went through my bright gray shorts and my sliding shorts and my underwear, it was a terrible experience because i couldn't tell my coach because he was a man and so i just looked awkward playing the field. Most of the girls noticed and it was awful because a couple people in the stands saw it too lol ♥

Answer 4

I Was Walking Out Of The Apartment In Only Boxers And My Nieghbors Were Right There!!~LOLZ

Answer 5

I was eating with a date and I started choking on the food. My face turned blue and my date freaked out!

She kept punching me in the stomach to try to get the food dislodged. On one of the punches, she went a little low and I was in severe pain.

Then, finally some guy came from behind and put me in a bear hug and the thing came out of my mouth.

I never spoke to the girl again after that night.

Answer 6

There was this girl I was sweet on and I finally convinced her to go on a date with me.

We went to an upscale restaurant.

While I was buttering the toe of my French Bread, it squirted out and did a half gainer right into her cleavage.

I don' remember anything after that.

Answer 7

hmm... i don't believe i have one.... but i remember this one time when it was a really hot day and i was wearing really tight jeans, and when i got up, there was a tiny line of sweat on the back of my jeans. but this is propbably the least embarrassing moment. =D

Answer 8

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.

He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.

When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Answer 9

me and my bff we were in fourth grade and we slide on cow pee. because the teacher told us we could slideon the ice on the black top so we decided to go out in the feild and there is a farm next our school so when the cows pee the pee goes all down hill. (there is a hill) and we stunk

Answer 10

a few hours ago , I had to teach a class for one hour about something that I have no idea about .
I will continue doing that twice a week for the next 15 weeks .