She is out at the moment - but will probably fly back in later .
2006-08-14 11:42:51 · 15 answers · asked by clintwestwood 4 in Pets ➔ Birds
Does she screech at you a lot? If so, then she's a screech owl and there is nothing you can do to satisfy her--anything you do will only make her screech louder until you get a headache and give in to her wishes. Does she stay in the barn a lot? Then she's a barn owl and is probably doing things with other male owls that we can't talk about in this group. My advice is to get a lawyer and protect your assets.
2006-08-14 12:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your WIFE ???.You can't seriously expect me to believe you married an owl !!.However, if your serious then you must have had the owl from day 1 so it imprinted itself to you.In that case mice or chicken,lean beef etc. If you mean your "Wife" likes to stay out at nights(i'm talking human wife),then tell her to bring home a pizza and a six pack for you as well !!.LOL
2006-08-14 19:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mika K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U married an owl? thats funny
2006-08-14 23:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by ME 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed her mince and slices of quince, with a runcible spoon.
BTW the Pussycat is the wife, not the Owl. Yeesh, kids these days...
2006-08-14 18:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your wife is an owl?
2006-08-14 18:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do u have any mice cuz i know they eat that or maybe some worms cux birdz eat thoese 2 just think waht a bird would eat.
2006-08-14 18:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Poohbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm mice rats and type of small animal if shes an owl most likly she will get her own food so dont worry about it
2006-08-14 18:48:50 · answer #7 · answered by mistyeyed12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best get a mouse trap cc
2006-08-14 18:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by carol_bnks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you even give a hoot?
2006-08-14 18:49:32 · answer #9 · answered by gtk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mice.
Just throw them to her.
2006-08-14 18:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋