2006-08-14 11:35:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God wears a name tag with "HELLO! MY NAME IS" printed boldly above a hastily scrawled "God".
God walks with a limp.
God smells faintly of peppermint.
God is wild about banjo music. Where there is banjo music, there be God.
God is a tournament bridge player. He never misses the annual convention. His partners change.
God usually dresses in black, to make himself look more impressive on camera.
God has a booming voice but a girlish laugh.
God eats his dessert first.
God has a heart-shaped mole on his left buttock.
God is comparatively tall.
God travels with an entourage--lawyers, agents, friends and hangers on.
God is everywhere.
2006-08-14 11:39:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ revealed god to the world> He is a loving being>
2006-08-14 18:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
-Quran, Ar Rahman 55: 38
2006-08-14 18:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ms_4peace 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
His word, the Bible, tells us who He is. You can know God personally if you give your heart to Jesus Christ.
2006-08-14 18:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To know Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour is to know God.
2006-08-14 18:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I already have a little bit of heaven where I live I just have to look around and I know he is here,open your eyes see what he has created then you will see to.
2006-08-14 18:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
doesn't it say in the bible or something
2006-08-14 18:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
extrapolation!
2006-08-14 19:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the bible
2006-08-14 18:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sad Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋