2006-08-14 10:57:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose!
2006-08-14 11:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I suppose so. Some Zeppelins are led, but not to water. Pedants' Corner : Horses are not made of graphite.
2016-03-27 01:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's always darkest just before it goes completely black.
when one door shuts, another door slams in your face.
if it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all.
the light at the end of the tunnel means the tunnel's on fire.
a friend is need is a pest.
2006-08-14 11:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by devildriver53 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
2006-08-17 02:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old// when it was first told, Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
2006-08-14 22:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The early bird gets the worm,
the early worm gets eaten.
2006-08-16 05:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Becky P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face"?
2006-08-14 18:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are mixing metaphors!
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink
lead in a pencil is much ruder!
2006-08-14 11:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
2006-08-14 12:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Time flies like arrows; fruit flies like bananas!
2006-08-14 11:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by Joya 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The grass is not greener on the otherside.
2006-08-14 14:22:26 · answer #11 · answered by jc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋