A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.
She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process. This is my child and a part of me."
The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out. Now tell me, who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"
2006-08-14 10:56:50 · 14 answers · asked by Erin A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.
the woman. having sex with a woman( thus making her pregnant) and putting a quarter in a machine are two DIFFERENT things.
2006-08-14 12:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you don't "buy" a child with your sperm. The child belongs to both equally. Who will provide better should be the deciding question.
2006-08-14 11:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the pop belongs to you because you paid for it but that has nothing to do with children at all its equal they're both responsible
2006-08-14 11:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmm ususally the mom
2006-08-14 11:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a good analogy.
2006-08-14 11:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the mom. mostly cause men are too busy for their children.
2006-08-14 11:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by jillybean2213 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
touche
2006-08-14 12:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny
2006-08-14 11:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oooo very very very funny!!
0/10
sorry.
2006-08-14 11:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was a good one :)
2006-08-14 10:59:38 · answer #10 · answered by joencrystal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋