A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she almost to unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the ride
2006-08-14 10:44:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its really old sorry sweetpea 6 ♥
2006-08-14 11:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-08-14 17:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha! 10! That's funny!
2006-08-14 19:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha ooo that was a good one.
thanks 4 the laugh.
thank you very much
oh yeah 10/10
2006-08-14 18:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 8
2006-08-14 17:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahaha!! FOTF LMAO.
That is a good one!
10 for you.
2006-08-14 22:52:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, over 10
2006-08-14 18:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Viety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 lol funny
2006-08-14 18:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by joe r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Technical Merits:
9.9 - USA
9.5 - GER
8.7 - MEX
7.5 - CHN
9.4 - DEN
8.5 - JPN
9.8 - AUS
9.7 - CAN
9.5 - ITA
9.8 - RUS
2006-08-14 18:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. It's a good one. 9.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-14 20:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋