try giving me jokes that u think that nobody heard of.
2006-08-14 10:35:44 · 17 answers · asked by ben h 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
2006-08-14 15:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A women lives on the top floor of a very exclusive high rise condo building in New York City. One day while cleaning the balcony ledge she slips and falls over the rail. By some miracle a man ten floors down catches her and sets her on his balcony. the lady says "I am so grateful, thank you so much...I will pay you anything for saving my life" The man looks at this lady and says "PHuck the money sck my d i c k". The lad looks at the man and says "I am lady do not talk to me like that" The man say fine and throws her back over the rail. The lady falls another ten floors and if by some miracle is caught again. Again she is grate ful and offers the man some money Once again the man says "**** the money suck my dick". Again the lady is appalled and says "I will not so that . your a pig". Again she tossed back over the rail. Once again by some miracle another man catches her. This time the lady says "I will do anything you want, suck your dick anything " The man looks at the lady and says "S l u t" and throws her over the rail.
2006-08-14 10:48:03 · answer #2 · answered by Looking4Help727 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Two bums are walking down the railroad tracks.One them says "I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I found a twenty dollar bill, so I went into town and bought a case of Thunderbird wine and I got drunk for 2 weeks." The other bum says "No, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I bumped into a naked girl on the railroad tracks and I had sex with her for a month!" The first bum says "Wow! You are the luckiest guy...Did she give you oral?" "No, I never did find her head."
2006-08-14 13:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So, the little boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" He said that she had.
With a clever grin, she said, "Tell your mother it's because Southwest Airlines always pulls out on time."
2006-08-18 01:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by i_just_said_hemi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a glorious spring morning and the kids are watching the toaster with impatience in thier eyes. As soon as the toaster pops, the two begin to argue as to who will have the first one. Mom saw this as a teaching moment for her children.
“Kids, if Jesus were sitting at this table, He would say, ‘Let another have the first poptart, I can wait.”
Dylan turned to his younger sister, Ann-marie, and said, ‘Ann-marie, you be Jesus this time, Okay!”
2006-08-14 10:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so dumb she took a Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
2006-08-14 10:40:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dirty.....
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Slap a mosquito and it'll stop sucking.
2006-08-14 10:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by woofywaffles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NEVER TRY & OUTSMART A WOMAN.
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute! She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, " I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I
promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
2006-08-14 12:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by •NaNNou• 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at the park and a young boy ask me: "Do you know what these 2 dogs are doing?" I replied: Well, one dog is sick and the other dog is pushing her to the Hospital!!!
2006-08-14 10:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Antoine a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are three reasons these can cause you great trouble.
1. Too late to drag out the carrots.(the carrot will be rotten)
2. Too late to drag out your decaying teeth.( you will suffer tooth ache)
3. Too late to drag out your ----.( the lady can get pregnant)
2006-08-14 10:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by AHA 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋