Somebody told me this one today:
Why didn't the mom not let her twelve year old see Pirates of the Caribean?
Becuase it was rated Arr!!
2006-08-14 10:29:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call the father of all corny jokes?
Popcorn
2006-08-14 10:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Corniest Jokes Ever
2016-10-01 00:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by weigel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Whats the corniest joke you ever heard?
Somebody told me this one today:
Why didn't the mom not let her twelve year old see Pirates of the Caribean?
Becuase it was rated Arr!!
2015-08-16 07:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by Nollie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-03-18 05:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did Piglet go to the bath room?
He was looking for Pooh.
That was told to me by a hyperactive 8 year old
2006-08-14 12:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by Nevar 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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2006-08-14 10:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What's brown and sticky?
A brown stick. O.o
2006-08-14 12:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by bravado_00 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
What month do trees hate the most?
Sep-timberrrrrr!
2006-08-14 10:36:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach.
2006-08-14 10:38:15 · answer #9 · answered by yuvid6 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 20:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋