I will proof that these are not contredictions:
GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.
GE 1:20-21, 26-27 Birds were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before birds were created.
GE 1:24-27 Animals were created before man was created.
GE 2:7, 19 Man was created before animals were created.
A is before B--(1)
B is before A--(2)
do even permutasion on (2),
iBs before A-->isB before A-->isbBbefore A-->isbeBfore A
so ons,
we gets-->isbeforeB A--(3)
do same oparation ons (3)
we gets,
A is before B--(4)
so (1) is equivalant to (2)
This proofes Bible. Quesa Errata Demostratum.
2006-08-14 10:06:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wtf? are you serious? you must have some sort of retardation going on in your brain. i can't even understant this bullshit. wow. amazing.
2006-08-14 11:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mosses wrote the first 5 books of the bible 3,500 years after the fact he was like 80. So give him a break if it isn't perfect he did a pretty good job. He was out in the wilderness and was under stress. I guess he figured most of us could figure out what he meant. If you have problems maybe you should ask your mommie to help you.
I agree with the other guy. now take your pants off.
Jasmine says no. Not interested.
2006-08-14 17:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um no this isn't proof, this is completely reliant on using the bible as a factual peice of work (which it isn't). It is a document that should insipire not be read as all condemming truth.
2006-08-14 17:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lasher702 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'm trying to make sense of your equations, but that just went way over my head. I see really no need for your explanations, the more you try to explain the more you're bringing ridicule to yourself. I'd be happy with believing in god period, not needing to worry what others think.
2006-08-15 10:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by Elliot K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually a tad bit disappointed. In a sick, twisted way I secretly hoped you really were as dumb as you sound. You were doing really well with your 'ignorant fundy' disguise, but this one was just too obvious. We know your full of it now. I must congratulate you though on your creativity.
2006-08-14 17:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Karl B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Hebrew the book of Genesis begins: 'In "A" beginning.' and not 'In "THE" beginning.' You have not provided enough proof of any constradiction to atheists, agnostics, nor any other being.
2006-08-14 17:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by tharedhead ((debajo del ombú)) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah whatever. Enjoy your weekend at the leather bar.
2006-08-14 17:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an Atheist making fun of Christians, I get it now. I guess we were the stupid ones, you got us dude, congratulations. I have to keep my eye on you dude.
2006-08-14 17:30:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! There you go again! Keep up the comedy! Ha ha ha! That was great!
2006-08-14 17:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My word you've done it again!! That's evolution out of the window.
Now are you sure those straps on your jacket aren't too tight?!
2006-08-14 18:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by Dazza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that everything you didn't say is necessarily wrong, or right, but could be either. Well .... most of the time.
2006-08-14 17:15:21 · answer #11 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋