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A guy falls in love with a girl. They both love each other a lot. The girl changes gradually as time passes. She starts ignoring the guy and starts thinking about herself. The guy is heartbroken and depression overtakes his life. Then...

2006-08-14 10:05:07 · 13 answers · asked by zhish_blaster 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

And then he founds Microsoft and laughs all the way to the bank. And she kicks herself for the rest of her life!

2006-08-14 10:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by Deb 3 · 3 0

he starts to think about them self and one day while he was walking down the street an idea struck him to start a think about your self club and one day 10 years later it actually happened. and the first person to join was the girl. they were the only 2 that had joined.he asked her to marry him she said no he went home and hid under his bed for 3 days a week later she heard that he won the lottery but she didn't hear that 16 other people had won to so she ran to his house and asked him to marry her. they married then on the honeymoon he said i hope u know how to pay for this . ans she said ur going to pay for it wit the 10,000 dollars u won in the lottery. then he said that he only won $200 and she killed him but when she went to court she faced an even bigger fine and regretted her decision. The End


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2006-08-14 17:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Priss 2 · 0 2

Then he sees a cow jump over the moon.

Then a little dog comes laughing "haha your girl left you".

Then a dish comes in and runs away with the girl because she is in love with the dish.

2006-08-14 17:11:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

after thinking like this for 5 minutes he realizes hes a guy and moves on!

2006-08-14 18:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the girl gets arrested for shoplifting and the guy laughs his fool head off.

2006-08-14 20:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by spackler 6 · 0 0

Then he spends all his money and his dog runs away and some cowboy writes a song about him!

2006-08-14 17:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by chele1058 2 · 0 1

he goes into a mental hospital where he ends up seeing his whole high school graduation class.

:)

2006-08-14 17:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Did somebody get dumped?

2006-08-14 17:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

he went to band camp.

2006-08-14 17:16:43 · answer #9 · answered by jennkowell 2 · 1 0

He kills himself

2006-08-14 17:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0 0

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