I've got this crazy mpeg of a monkey sniffing his finger, I think J would laugh his robe off!!!
2006-08-14 09:20:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You might want to sit down for this...Jesus is dead. Happened about 2000 years ago.
2006-08-14 09:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus@sky.com
2006-08-14 16:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can get a hold of Jesus Christ 24/7 anywere in the world and it doesnt matter who you are! Just pray and mean it!!!
2006-08-14 16:27:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus@heaven.world.org
or
0800-TALKCR*P
www.loadofbullsh.com
2006-08-14 16:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think that's very respectful.
although, i'm gonna answer you like u meant well.
Jesus doesn't have an email address, bcuz we don't have to talk to him through computers, we can just pray. that way we don't need a computer to talk to him, that way anyone can talk to him. and even tho when u pray it seems like ur having a one way conversation, god can hear you, and he will answer you. although u mite not be able to hear his answer, he has many ways of answering our prayers.
i hope this helps!
2006-08-14 16:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its called prayer - and you dont need a computer for it. You can reach Jesus anytime!
2006-08-14 16:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by SEXY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is already on the next level; knee-mail is quicker. try that
2006-08-14 16:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by A. K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
J-man@heaven.com
also try
freesaviour@godplace.com
2006-08-14 16:25:02 · answer #8 · answered by mathewthere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! He is waiting for you to talk to him direct! He does not have a server inHEAVEN! TOO many angels to keep up with oh, and us too~
2006-08-14 16:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lord jessus@yahoo heaven .com
2006-08-14 16:25:46 · answer #10 · answered by ayoutalken2me313 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋